{"id":10598,"date":"2023-05-29T08:41:20","date_gmt":"2023-05-29T06:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=10598"},"modified":"2023-05-29T09:23:03","modified_gmt":"2023-05-29T07:23:03","slug":"die-olaf-scholz-umarmer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=10598","title":{"rendered":"Olaf Scholz Umarmer: Reingefallen!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Neulich hat einer alle Sicherheitsl\u00fccken \u00fcberwunden und Olaf Scholz <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hessenschau.de\/panorama\/sicherheitspanne-bei-scholz-besuch-kanzler-knuddler-stammt-aus-frankfurt-v9,scholz-sicherheitspanne-frankfurt-flughafen-100.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">umarmt<\/a>. Die Security war entsetzt, und man verspricht, es werden K\u00f6pfe rollen. Schutzbehauptung? Der von Olaf Scholz h\u00e4tte ja nicht rollen k\u00f6nnen, weil: das war gar nicht der echte Scholz.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Bildschirmfoto-2023-05-29-um-08.34.24.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-10599 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Bildschirmfoto-2023-05-29-um-08.34.24.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"170\" height=\"107\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Der Umarmer hat Scholzens Sicherheits-Double umarmt, Mr. Magoo. Der f\u00e4hrt in der T\u00e4uschungskolonne als Pseudoscholz. Echte Attent\u00e4ter mit Diplom wissen das. Deswegen ist auch nichts passiert.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Bildschirmfoto-2023-05-29-um-09.09.06.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-10607 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Bildschirmfoto-2023-05-29-um-09.09.06-300x38.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"38\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Bildschirmfoto-2023-05-29-um-09.09.06-300x38.png 300w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Bildschirmfoto-2023-05-29-um-09.09.06-560x71.png 560w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Bildschirmfoto-2023-05-29-um-09.09.06-260x33.png 260w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Bildschirmfoto-2023-05-29-um-09.09.06-160x20.png 160w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Bildschirmfoto-2023-05-29-um-09.09.06.png 658w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nDer Mann konnte sich trotz unangemeldeten Kennzeichens einreihen &#8211; logisch. Immer weniger Schulabg\u00e4nger k\u00f6nnen Buchstaben lesen. &#8222;H\u00e4 dann schick i halt e Handyfoto vom Nummereschild.&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Neulich hat einer alle Sicherheitsl\u00fccken \u00fcberwunden und Olaf Scholz umarmt. Die Security war entsetzt, und man verspricht, es werden K\u00f6pfe rollen. Schutzbehauptung? Der von Olaf Scholz h\u00e4tte ja nicht rollen k\u00f6nnen, weil: das war gar nicht der echte Scholz. Der&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=10598\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10598"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10598\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10613,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10598\/revisions\/10613"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}