{"id":12557,"date":"2024-04-23T08:44:47","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T06:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=12557"},"modified":"2024-04-23T08:48:26","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T06:48:26","slug":"heiratsantrag-im-rettich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=12557","title":{"rendered":"Heiratsantrag im Rettich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-04-23-um-08.11.57.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12559 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-04-23-um-08.11.57.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"278\" height=\"152\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-04-23-um-08.11.57.png 278w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-04-23-um-08.11.57-260x142.png 260w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-04-23-um-08.11.57-160x87.png 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 278px) 100vw, 278px\" \/><\/a> Was so Bauern alles machen k\u00f6nnen mit ihren Ressourcen. Einer will heiraten, der andere m\u00e4ht eine Aufforderung zur Beziehungstherapie in die Wiese, &#8222;so gehds ned weida, Else!&#8220; und ein Nachbar hat derweil seinen Scheidungsantrag in den Klee gestanzt. Sind die S\u00e4tze fertig getextet, wirds den Bauern nicht langweilig, dann fahren sie emsig mit ihren \u00fcberdimensionierten Bodenverdichtungsger\u00e4ten zum n\u00e4chsten Warnstreik. Die einen verdichten, die anderen bedichten. Das Thema bleibt Rettich:<a href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-04-23-um-08.18.13.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-12558 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-04-23-um-08.18.13-300x206.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-04-23-um-08.18.13-300x206.png 300w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-04-23-um-08.18.13-260x178.png 260w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-04-23-um-08.18.13-160x110.png 160w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-04-23-um-08.18.13.png 392w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was so Bauern alles machen k\u00f6nnen mit ihren Ressourcen. Einer will heiraten, der andere m\u00e4ht eine Aufforderung zur Beziehungstherapie in die Wiese, &#8222;so gehds ned weida, Else!&#8220; und ein Nachbar hat derweil seinen Scheidungsantrag in den Klee gestanzt. Sind die&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=12557\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12557"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12565,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12557\/revisions\/12565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}