{"id":13715,"date":"2024-10-26T11:08:20","date_gmt":"2024-10-26T09:08:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=13715"},"modified":"2024-10-26T11:22:36","modified_gmt":"2024-10-26T09:22:36","slug":"seinen-hund-lesen-koennen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=13715","title":{"rendered":"Hundehalterlegasthenie grassiert"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_13717\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-10-26-um-10.53.45.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13717\" class=\"wp-image-13717 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-10-26-um-10.53.45-300x24.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"24\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-10-26-um-10.53.45-300x24.png 300w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-10-26-um-10.53.45-768x62.png 768w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-10-26-um-10.53.45-560x45.png 560w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-10-26-um-10.53.45-260x21.png 260w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-10-26-um-10.53.45-160x13.png 160w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Bildschirmfoto-2024-10-26-um-10.53.45.png 956w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13717\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">BNN26.10.24<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Die Lese-Rechtschreibf\u00e4higkeit ist endg\u00fcltig auf den Hund gekommen. Die Presse meldet, dass viele Hundehalter schon ihren eigenen Hund nicht mehr lesen k\u00f6nnen. Hauptsatz, Nebensatz sind haarige Angelegenheiten geworden, und die Kommas stehen da wie B\u00e4ume, an die der Hund pinkelt. Der Hundehalter darf trotzdem Gassi gehen, auch ohne Hundelesebrille. Das Tier liest ja den Menschen viel besser und weiss, welchen Jogger es schnappen kann. Die Warnrufe der \u00fcberforderten Tierhalter werden literarisch: &#8222;Der will nur lesen!&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Die Lese-Rechtschreibf\u00e4higkeit ist endg\u00fcltig auf den Hund gekommen. Die Presse meldet, dass viele Hundehalter schon ihren eigenen Hund nicht mehr lesen k\u00f6nnen. Hauptsatz, Nebensatz sind haarige Angelegenheiten geworden, und die Kommas stehen da wie B\u00e4ume, an die der Hund pinkelt.&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=13715\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13715"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13722,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13715\/revisions\/13722"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}