{"id":16072,"date":"2026-01-13T12:22:32","date_gmt":"2026-01-13T11:22:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=16072"},"modified":"2026-01-13T12:24:57","modified_gmt":"2026-01-13T11:24:57","slug":"der-rutschige-ralf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=16072","title":{"rendered":"Der Rutschige Ralf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>W\u00e4hre<a href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Bildschirmfoto-2026-01-13-um-12.14.11.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-16073 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Bildschirmfoto-2026-01-13-um-12.14.11-300x58.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"58\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Bildschirmfoto-2026-01-13-um-12.14.11-300x58.png 300w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Bildschirmfoto-2026-01-13-um-12.14.11-768x148.png 768w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Bildschirmfoto-2026-01-13-um-12.14.11-560x108.png 560w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Bildschirmfoto-2026-01-13-um-12.14.11-260x50.png 260w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Bildschirmfoto-2026-01-13-um-12.14.11-160x31.png 160w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Bildschirmfoto-2026-01-13-um-12.14.11.png 1006w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>nd hier der Winter sein schwaches Comeback nach wenigen Tagen aufgegeben hat und das Fr\u00fchlingswetter uns schwitzen macht, h\u00e4ngen tausende Kilmasch\u00e4dlinge&#8230;sorry: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.t-online.de\/leben\/reisen\/id_101080372\/lappland-kaelte-tausende-touristen-wegen-extremer-minusgrade-gestrandet.html\">Tausende Urlauber<\/a> in Lappland fest. Der Winter ist nach Lappland geflohen und hat jeden Flugplatz vereist. Aus Trotz, aus Wut \u00fcber den bl\u00f6den Fr\u00fchling hier, hat aber dann doch lachen m\u00fcssen, als er bei t-online die Meldung \u00fcber den &#8222;Rutschigen Ralf&#8220; gelesen hat. Netter Spitznamen, hat er gedacht, der Winter: &#8222;Rutschiger Ralf&#8220;. Ja, danke, es heisst &#8222;Reif&#8220;, aber den Ralf hats hingehauen. Nennt man sowas &#8222;Freudschen Verleser&#8220;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>W\u00e4hrend hier der Winter sein schwaches Comeback nach wenigen Tagen aufgegeben hat und das Fr\u00fchlingswetter uns schwitzen macht, h\u00e4ngen tausende Kilmasch\u00e4dlinge&#8230;sorry: Tausende Urlauber in Lappland fest. Der Winter ist nach Lappland geflohen und hat jeden Flugplatz vereist. Aus Trotz, aus&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=16072\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16072"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16080,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16072\/revisions\/16080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}