{"id":5086,"date":"2019-03-12T12:33:37","date_gmt":"2019-03-12T11:33:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=5086"},"modified":"2019-03-12T12:59:43","modified_gmt":"2019-03-12T11:59:43","slug":"bankraeuber-innen-diffamiert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=5086","title":{"rendered":"Bankr\u00e4uber\/Innen stehen bl\u00f6d da: liebesschlossgesichert!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Die Warnung, dass kein Geld zu holen ist, steht in gutem Deutsch an einer Bank in einer schw\u00e4bischen Kleinstadt. Bankmanager gehen offenbar davon aus, dass Bankr\u00e4uber\/Innen lesen k\u00f6nnen. Die k\u00f6nnen jetzt die Bank verklagen, weil das Gender-I fehlt bei Mitarbeiter.\u00a0Den Text bitte k\u00fcnftig auch auf russisch, rum\u00e4nisch und kyrillisch. Sonst klagen die auch noch. Vorschlag: Liebesschl\u00f6sser! Wenn die Geldbest\u00e4nde liebesschlossgesichert sind, kann sich keiner beklagen.<\/div>\n<div>\n<div id=\"attachment_5087\" style=\"width: 301px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/bankinfo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5087\" class=\"wp-image-5087 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/bankinfo-291x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"291\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/bankinfo-291x300.jpg 291w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/bankinfo-768x791.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/bankinfo-994x1024.jpg 994w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/bankinfo-560x577.jpg 560w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/bankinfo-260x268.jpg 260w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/bankinfo-160x165.jpg 160w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/bankinfo.jpg 1326w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 291px) 100vw, 291px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5087\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Gef\u00fchllos und kalt: Zeitschloss<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_4721\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/alteliebe.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4721\" class=\"wp-image-4721 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/alteliebe-300x267.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/alteliebe-300x267.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/alteliebe-560x498.jpg 560w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/alteliebe-260x231.jpg 260w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/alteliebe-160x142.jpg 160w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/alteliebe.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4721\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Emotional verbindliche Einlagensicherung: Liebesschloss<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Die Warnung, dass kein Geld zu holen ist, steht in gutem Deutsch an einer Bank in einer schw\u00e4bischen Kleinstadt. Bankmanager gehen offenbar davon aus, dass Bankr\u00e4uber\/Innen lesen k\u00f6nnen. Die k\u00f6nnen jetzt die Bank verklagen, weil das Gender-I fehlt bei Mitarbeiter.\u00a0Den&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=5086\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5086"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5099,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5086\/revisions\/5099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}