{"id":5118,"date":"2019-03-27T10:31:26","date_gmt":"2019-03-27T09:31:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=5118"},"modified":"2019-03-27T10:35:42","modified_gmt":"2019-03-27T09:35:42","slug":"lesende-bankraeuber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=5118","title":{"rendered":"Lesende Bankr\u00e4uber bei EZB?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Immer weniger Sch\u00fcler k\u00f6nnen lesen, trotz jahrzehntelanger Selektion der Stellenbewerber f\u00fcrs Lehramt. Welche Berufe stehen solchen emojigesteuerten Handyrubblern noch offen? Inzwischen verlangt sogar die Bankr\u00e4uberzunft Lesekenntnisse: &#8222;Geldbest\u00e4nde zeitschlossgesichert&#8220; &#8211; wer das nicht entziffert, kriegt h\u00f6chstens das Kleingeld aus dem Portemonnaie der Kassierer\/+Innen. Am sinnvollsten w\u00e4re, der Slogan &#8222;Geldbest\u00e4nde zeitschlossgesichert&#8220; w\u00fcrde an der EZB kleben.\u00a0Geraubtes Geld bleibt immerhin im Kreislauf, vernichtetes Geld ist weg.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/bankinfo-Kopie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-5119 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/bankinfo-Kopie-291x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"221\" height=\"227\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/bankinfo-Kopie-291x300.jpg 291w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/bankinfo-Kopie-260x268.jpg 260w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/bankinfo-Kopie-160x165.jpg 160w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/bankinfo-Kopie.jpg 476w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 221px) 100vw, 221px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Immer weniger Sch\u00fcler k\u00f6nnen lesen, trotz jahrzehntelanger Selektion der Stellenbewerber f\u00fcrs Lehramt. Welche Berufe stehen solchen emojigesteuerten Handyrubblern noch offen? Inzwischen verlangt sogar die Bankr\u00e4uberzunft Lesekenntnisse: &#8222;Geldbest\u00e4nde zeitschlossgesichert&#8220; &#8211; wer das nicht entziffert, kriegt h\u00f6chstens das Kleingeld aus dem Portemonnaie&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=5118\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5118"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5126,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5118\/revisions\/5126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}