{"id":5219,"date":"2019-04-27T11:37:49","date_gmt":"2019-04-27T09:37:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=5219"},"modified":"2019-04-28T23:58:04","modified_gmt":"2019-04-28T21:58:04","slug":"jedi-religion-und-dart-vater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=5219","title":{"rendered":"Jedi Religion und Dart Vater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Die Jedi Fans wollen Jedi als Religion anerkannt haben, was verst\u00e4ndlich ist, denn \u00fcber Religionen darf man keine Witze machen. Der Jedi-Ritter ist ein Priester. Seine Waffen:<br \/>\n1. Das Laser-Schwert. Im Grunde ein Laserstrahl mit Griff. Die Jedi-Anh\u00e4nger glauben ganz fest, dass der Laserstrahl nach einem Meter stehenbleibt. Die Photonen machen Pause, der Laserstrahl wird Masse, man kann dann damit fechten.<br \/>\n2. Der Jedi-Wurfpfeil. Der Kriegsdart ist viel gr\u00f6sser als ein normaler Dart, er ist der Vater des Wurfpfeils, auf jedisch: Dart Vader.<\/p>\n<p>Hier unser Lehrfilm zum Jediismus: \u00a0<span style=\"letter-spacing: 0.05em;\">\u00a0<\/span><a style=\"letter-spacing: 0.05em;\" href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/EFuGhmwXYnM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Jedi Ritter, Laser-Schwert, Dart Vader<\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_5227\" style=\"width: 216px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/dart-uhu.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5227\" class=\"wp-image-5227\" src=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/dart-uhu-300x197.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"206\" height=\"141\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5227\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dart Uhu<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Die Jedi Fans wollen Jedi als Religion anerkannt haben, was verst\u00e4ndlich ist, denn \u00fcber Religionen darf man keine Witze machen. Der Jedi-Ritter ist ein Priester. Seine Waffen: 1. Das Laser-Schwert. Im Grunde ein Laserstrahl mit Griff. Die Jedi-Anh\u00e4nger glauben ganz&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=5219\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5219"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5230,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5219\/revisions\/5230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}