{"id":6167,"date":"2020-03-04T13:23:48","date_gmt":"2020-03-04T12:23:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=6167"},"modified":"2020-03-04T13:26:07","modified_gmt":"2020-03-04T12:26:07","slug":"neue-erkaeltungskrankheit-coronavirus-fuer-hosensch-er","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=6167","title":{"rendered":"Neue Erk\u00e4ltungskrankheit &#8222;Coronavirus&#8220; f\u00fcr Hosensch&#8230;er"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Das neue Erk\u00e4ltungsvirus sorgt f\u00fcr bizarre Entlarvungen der Mitmenschlichkeit. Wegen Klopapierhamsterei kam es fast zu einer Messerstecherei:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.focus.de\/gesundheit\/news\/coronavirus-ausbruch-im-news-ticker-fall-in-amazon-hauptsitz-infizierten-zahl-in-suedkorea-steigt-auf-mehr-als-5300_id_11576018.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Klopapier Notwehr<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Bildschirmfoto-2020-03-04-um-13.17.11.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6168\" src=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Bildschirmfoto-2020-03-04-um-13.17.11-300x55.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"55\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Bildschirmfoto-2020-03-04-um-13.17.11-300x55.png 300w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Bildschirmfoto-2020-03-04-um-13.17.11-560x102.png 560w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Bildschirmfoto-2020-03-04-um-13.17.11-260x48.png 260w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Bildschirmfoto-2020-03-04-um-13.17.11-160x29.png 160w, https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Bildschirmfoto-2020-03-04-um-13.17.11.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nDas Opfer ist so erschrocken, dass der Messerstecher das Klopapier unangefochten mitnehmen konnte. Der andere hat es ja sowieso nicht mehr gebraucht.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Das neue Erk\u00e4ltungsvirus sorgt f\u00fcr bizarre Entlarvungen der Mitmenschlichkeit. Wegen Klopapierhamsterei kam es fast zu einer Messerstecherei:\u00a0Klopapier Notwehr Das Opfer ist so erschrocken, dass der Messerstecher das Klopapier unangefochten mitnehmen konnte. Der andere hat es ja sowieso nicht mehr gebraucht.&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/?p=6167\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6167"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6171,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6167\/revisions\/6171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.martinherrmann.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}